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Construction Begins on Wall of Ignorance Surrounding Republican Party

Google Workbots Skip Walkout Despite Constant Harassment

Kavanaugh Excited to Begin Exacting Revenge on Women

As Women Flee Oppressive Laws, Red States are Starting to Feel ‘Super Gay’

Georgia Republicans Move Atlanta Voting Booth to Icy Mountaintop

GOP: Only Way to Reduce Mass Shootings is to Redefine ‘Mass’

Republicans Flock to Peter Luger’s in Defiance of NYT Zero-Star Review

White House Claims “Boos” at World Series Were in Honor of Halloween

Supreme Court Now Just John Roberts and a Tic-Tac-Toe Chicken

GOP Demands Investigation into Garlic Violence

Trump Advisors Urge Him to Degrade More White People

Russian Operative in Loose-Fitting Skin Suit Defeats Election Security

Boris Johnson Lays Out Detailed Plan of Excuses for His Future Brexit Failure

Fourth of July Celebration to Feature Tanks Rolling Over Protesters

New Press Secretary Eager to Start Not Doing Her Job

Mueller Releases 900-Page Report Detailing How Disappointing His Testimony Will Be

Trump Condemns Democrats’ Prejudice Towards Prejudice

USS Constitution Ordered to Never Show Its Face In Washington Ever Again

Trump Threatens to Start Businesses in China if They Don’t Agree to Trade Deal

Alabama Votes to Have Men Hold onto Ovaries Until Ready For Use