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X Replaces ‘Like’ Button with ‘Hate’ Button

Billionaires Race to Save Themselves From Earth

Apple Releases iLurk, the First Phone That Spies So You Don’t Have To

College Athletes Excited to Be Paid in Coupons for Their Own Jerseys

NFL Promises Safer Games by Replacing Tackles with Meaningful Eye Contact

World Leaders Proud to Set Bold New Climate Goals for Whoever Comes Next

Migrant Caravan of Intellectuals Continue Push North to Canada

Tech Industry Announces Bold New Plan to Fix Problems It Created Last Week

Congress Accidentally Solves Problem While Arguing About Who Caused It

Clint Eastwood Directs New Film About Character and Plot From Last Three Films

Climate Report: “Destruction of Earth Could Occur at Any Min–“

Migrant Family of Three Met at Border by Full Might of US Military

Measles, Mumps, & Rubella Comeback Tour a Smashing Success

Oil Executives Forced to Heat Homes with Burning Cash Due to High Gas Prices

Post-Apocalyptic Films Continue Losing Viewers to Evening News

Clarence Thomas Hospitalized to Remove Wife’s Hand from Rectum

Ghost of Democracy Still Haunting Elevator in Senate Office Building

Facebook Renames Itself “Company with No Relation to Mark Zuckerberg”

Julian Assange’s Cat Requests Asylum From Assange

Murderous Horde of Migrant Mimes Thwarted by Invisible Border Wall