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Secretary of War Pete Hegseth sits down with UN's Virgil Matthews to discuss primal strength. #humor #politicalsatire #satire
"60 SECONDS" - Secretary of War Hegseth Goes Primal (SATIRE)
Unsourced News' Virgil Matthews sat down with Secretary of Defense and Offense and War and Peace Pete Hegseth to monkey strength. #satire #politicalsatire #humor
"60 SECONDS" - Secretary of War Pete Hegseth Goes Primal (SATIRE)
Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche sits down with UN's Virgil Matthews to discuss the DOJ's case against Jame Comey. #humor #politicalsatire #satire
"60 SECONDS" - AG Blanche Explains Seashell Case Against Comey (SATIRE)
Unsourced News' Virgil Matthews sat down with acting Attorney General Todd Blanche to discuss charges against James Comey. #satire #politicalsatire #humor
"60 SECONDS" - AG Todd Blanche Explains Seashell Charges Against Comey (SATIRE)
Unsourced News' Virgil Matthews sat down with the president to discuss cheeseburgers, fake news, and monkeys. Lots of talk about monkeys.
President Trump Makes SHOCKING Admission on "60 Seconds" (SATIRE) #humor #politicalsatire #satire
Trump made a shocking non-confession in our latest interview with the President on "60 Seconds". #satire #humor #politicalsatire
"60 SECONDS" - Trump's SHOCKING Monkey Interview (SATIRE)
LOS ANGELES, CA — Residents of Los Angeles’ Tehrangeles neighborhood were briefly confused Tuesday afternoon after two well-dressed men began moving from café to café asking to speak with “whoever’s in charge of Iran right now.”Demographics Witnesses say the pair, identified as Jared Kushner and real estate investor Steve Witkoff, arrived carrying folders labeled “Peace Framework” and appeared increasingly optimistic each time someone made eye contact. #satire #humor #politicalsatire
Kushner and Witkoff Negotiating
WASHINGTON, DC — Plans for immediate global nuclear confrontation were abruptly paused Tuesday after a federal judge issued an injunction halting construction of what aides described as President Trump’s “fully loaded, very classy” underground lair, which administration officials confirmed was intended to serve as the operational headquarters for “all end-of-world related activities.” According to court filings, the structure, being excavated under cover of his extravagant 90,000 sq ft ballroom, featured multiple levels, a rotating leather command chair, and a wall of oversized red buttons labeled “BOOM!” Construction was halted after local officials raised concerns about zoning violations, environmental impact, and the presence of a moat “filled with something described only as ‘tremendous, tremendous animals.’” White House sources said the president had been “minutes away” from escalating global tensions but ultimately agreed to wait until the lair’s retractable blast doors and gold-trimmed missile map were fully operational. “You can’t do nuclear war halfway,” Trump reportedly told advisers. “But nuclear war doesn’t have the same appeal if I haven’t been nuclear-proofed.”
Trump Delays Nuclear War
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