Congress Solves Budget Crisis By Scheduling Much Bigger Budget Crisis For Later on July 23, 2026 Posted by Samantha White
DNC Intern Who Forgot to Rig 2024 Election Mistakenly Thought It Would Blow Over on July 17, 2026 Posted by Samantha White
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Staffers Avoiding White House Café After Hegseth Launches Extended Slam Poetry Series on Global Military Strategy
CNN Rebrands as “Conservative News Network,” Insists It’s Totally Unrelated to Right Wing Billionaire Takeover
Viewers Outraged by Kid Rock Performing Halftime Show in Drunken, Slurred, Out of Synch, Redneck Gibberish Instead of English
Sources Say Trump Considering Nicki Minaj as New Fed Chair Because She ‘Talks Tough’ and ‘Knows Money’
Trump Announces ‘Patriot Games’, Where Children Will Compete for Lower Gas Prices, Basic Healthcare, and Affordable Eggs
