Administration Confident Plan to Install Trump as Iran’s President Will Collapse Nation Within Months on March 6, 2026 Posted by Rachel Ortega
Sources Say Lewandowski Already Setting His Sights on Markwayne Mullin on March 5, 2026 Posted by Samantha White
Administration Debuts Spinning Wheel to Explain Why U.S. Is Bombing Iran Today on March 5, 2026 Posted by Eric Grandeur
Officials Say Barron Trump Must Remain Stateside to Retrieve the Folder Labeled “Other People’s Kids” on March 4, 2026 Posted by Samantha White
CNN Rebrands as “Conservative News Network,” Insists It’s Totally Unrelated to Right Wing Billionaire Takeover
Viewers Outraged by Kid Rock Performing Halftime Show in Drunken, Slurred, Out of Synch, Redneck Gibberish Instead of English
Sources Say Trump Considering Nicki Minaj as New Fed Chair Because She ‘Talks Tough’ and ‘Knows Money’
Trump Announces ‘Patriot Games’, Where Children Will Compete for Lower Gas Prices, Basic Healthcare, and Affordable Eggs
Luigi Mangione Cast in New Reality Show ‘Yeah, But Those Cheekbones’ That Asks Viewers to Decide Their Own Moral Framework
Sydney Sweeney Confirms Her Political Beliefs Are “Whatever Polls Best With People Who Still Go to Movie Theaters”
Melania Unveils This Years White House Christmas Decor: A Bare, Cold Corridor Symbolizing the Emptiness of the Human Soul
