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Thursday, Apr 25, 2024
Nearly 1/3 of Viewers Say They Plan to Boycott League President Trump has successfully made the NFL a symbol of anti-American sentiment. Although player’s kneeling for the national anthem was a show of unity and protest against police brutality, Trump has spun it into a show of disrespect and hatred for the armed forces. This […]
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Former Secretary of State Compromises State Secrets Having lost the presidential race due to her lax use of her private email, Hillary Clinton has managed to do the same to the accounts of several top White House aides. Reports have surfaced that top staffers including, but not limited to, Jared Kushner, Ivanka Trump, Gary Cohn, […]
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Social Media Giant Plans to Crack Down on “Fake News” In light of recent revelations that Russian operatives used Facebook advertising to disseminate false information about candidate Hillary Clinton, Facebook has decided to begin monitoring “fake news”. Although many Trump supporters themselves call this move “fake news”, several have already found themselves banned for 24 […]
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Desperate Airline Struggles to Keep Up with Demand In a surprise move, Ryanair announced it would be upgrading first class passengers to the pilot’s chair in an effort to prevent further cancellations. This marks the first time an airline has allowed passengers to pilot an aircraft and only the second time passengers have refused upgrades. […]
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Hugh Hefner Dies at 91 With a HUGE Smile on His Face Playboy founder and media mogul Hugh Hefner died last night in the Playboy mansion. Hefner survived three marriages, nightly sex with half of Los Angeles, and massive amounts of drugs and alcohol for over half of his 91 years. Although admitting to have […]
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Puerto Rico Faces Humanitarian Disaster A week after Hurricane Maria wreaked havoc on the shores of Puerto Rico, aid has still not arrived. With nearly 3 million American citizens without power, basic necessities like food, fuel and water have grown scarce. President Trump and FEMA have faced criticism for their slow response. While Trump’s visit […]
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Game of Thrones Ready to Spend Big Costs for each of the final episodes of HBO’s hit series Game of Thrones are estimated to top $15 million…EACH! With the soaring investment in scripted television, Game of Thrones has set the new mark for a 60 minute(hopefully a bit more) episode. Several years ago, the thought […]
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President Trump Claims He’s Not That Busy Facing criticism for his attacks on professional black athletes, President Trump claimed his has “plenty of time on my(tiny) hands”. Considering the small area of his hands, this would mean there are very few matters to attend to beyond insulting the mothers of NFL players and breaking up […]
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