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Migrant Family of Three Met at Border by Full Might of US Military

Measles, Mumps, & Rubella Comeback Tour a Smashing Success

Oil Executives Forced to Heat Homes with Burning Cash Due to High Gas Prices

Post-Apocalyptic Films Continue Losing Viewers to Evening News

Clarence Thomas Hospitalized to Remove Wife’s Hand from Rectum

Ghost of Democracy Still Haunting Elevator in Senate Office Building

Facebook Renames Itself “Company with No Relation to Mark Zuckerberg”

Julian Assange’s Cat Requests Asylum From Assange

Murderous Horde of Migrant Mimes Thwarted by Invisible Border Wall

Construction Begins on Wall of Ignorance Surrounding Republican Party

Google Workbots Skip Walkout Despite Constant Harassment

Kavanaugh Excited to Begin Exacting Revenge on Women

As Women Flee Oppressive Laws, Red States are Starting to Feel ‘Super Gay’

Georgia Republicans Move Atlanta Voting Booth to Icy Mountaintop

GOP: Only Way to Reduce Mass Shootings is to Redefine ‘Mass’

Republicans Flock to Peter Luger’s in Defiance of NYT Zero-Star Review

White House Claims “Boos” at World Series Were in Honor of Halloween

Supreme Court Now Just John Roberts and a Tic-Tac-Toe Chicken

GOP Demands Investigation into Garlic Violence

Trump Advisors Urge Him to Degrade More White People