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Hundreds of NASA Scientists Watch Silently as Trump Explains How Space Works

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Asshole Billionaires Threaten to Pack Up Their Shit and Ruin a Different City After Mamdani Elected

Asshole Billionaires Threaten to Pack Up Their Shit and Ruin a Different City After Mamdani Elected

Ghost of Dick Cheney Haunts Pentagon, Demands One Last War for Old Time’s Sake

Ghost of Dick Cheney Haunts Pentagon, Demands One Last War for Old Time’s Sake

Man Covered in “I Voted” Stickers Silently Judges Co-workers Who Haven’t Left the Office All Day

Man Covered in “I Voted” Stickers Silently Judges Co-workers Who Haven’t Left the Office All Day

Kennedy Center Perplexed by Lagging Ticket Sales After Audience Held Captive and Forced to Watch Apprentice Musical

Kennedy Center Perplexed by Lagging Ticket Sales After Audience Held Captive and Forced to Watch Apprentice Musical

Prince Andrew Stripped of Title, But Retains Sense of Entitlement

Prince Andrew Stripped of Title, But Retains Sense of Entitlement

After 25 Years in Orbit, ISS Finally Admits It’s Just Trying to Avoid the News Cycle

After 25 Years in Orbit, ISS Finally Admits It’s Just Trying to Avoid the News Cycle

Top 10 Ways to Adapt to Having No Government

Top 10 Ways to Adapt to Having No Government

Meteorologists Describe Hurricane Melissa McCarthy as “Loud, Unpredictable, and Full of Body Positivity”

Meteorologists Describe Hurricane Melissa McCarthy as “Loud, Unpredictable, and Full of Body Positivity”

White House Vows to Donate Ballroom’s Uneaten Hors d’Oeuvres to 42 Million Starving Americans

White House Vows to Donate Ballroom’s Uneaten Hors d’Oeuvres to 42 Million Starving Americans

Google Promises New Privacy Settings Will Keep Data Safe From Everyone Except Google

Google Promises New Privacy Settings Will Keep Data Safe From Everyone Except Google

Study Finds Clickbait Headlines Could Lead to the Collapse of Civilization

Study Finds Clickbait Headlines Could Lead to the Collapse of Civilization

Democrats Concerned Fetterman Keeps Referring to Them as “You People”

Democrats Concerned Fetterman Keeps Referring to Them as “You People”

Clint Eastwood Directs New Film About Character and Plot From Last Three Films

Clint Eastwood Directs New Film About Character and Plot From Last Three Films

Measles, Mumps, & Rubella Comeback Tour a Smashing Success

Measles, Mumps, & Rubella Comeback Tour a Smashing Success

Murderous Horde of Migrant Mimes Thwarted by Invisible Border Wall

Murderous Horde of Migrant Mimes Thwarted by Invisible Border Wall

Kavanaugh Excited to Begin Exacting Revenge on Women

Kavanaugh Excited to Begin Exacting Revenge on Women

Georgia Republicans Move Atlanta Voting Booth to Icy Mountaintop

Georgia Republicans Move Atlanta Voting Booth to Icy Mountaintop

Report Reveals Barr’s Loyalty Bought with Backchannel Cheeseburger Payments

Report Reveals Barr’s Loyalty Bought with Backchannel Cheeseburger Payments

Devin Nunes Sues His Feelings for Hurting Him

Devin Nunes Sues His Feelings for Hurting Him

Cabinet Vacancies Soar as Availability of Unskilled Workers Plummet

Cabinet Vacancies Soar as Availability of Unskilled Workers Plummet

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