Congress Solves Budget Crisis By Scheduling Much Bigger Budget Crisis For Later on July 23, 2026 Posted by Samantha White
DNC Intern Who Forgot to Rig 2024 Election Mistakenly Thought It Would Blow Over on July 17, 2026 Posted by Samantha White
McConnell Filibusters Family’s Attempt to Take Him Off Life Support on July 9, 2026 Posted by Samantha White
White House Says New Pipeline Through Endangered Species Refuge Will Have Minimal Impact on “Animals That Can Run Fast”
Entire Global Economy Reportedly Running on One Overheating Nvidia GPU and AI Models Feeding on Reddit Slop
Hated by Liberals for Years, Marjorie Taylor Greene Suddenly Needs Security After Being Hated by MAGA for a Day
New 50-Year Mortgage Will Require Ritual Bloodletting, Infant Collateral Clause, and Presence of Licensed Bank Witch
