World Cup Welcome Packet to Include Phrasebook, Sunscreen, and Waiver for El Salvadoran Prison on December 6, 2025 Posted by Sameer Wallace
CDC Announces Newborns Can Replace Vaccines With “A Lap Around a Gas Station Bathroom” on December 5, 2025 Posted by Unsourced Newsroom
DoJ Realizes It Can’t Indict Letitia James Because It Fired Everyone Who Could Explain What a Crime Is on December 5, 2025 Posted by Samantha White
Netflix–WBD Assumes Total Control of Hollywood, Appoints Algorithm as Supreme Showrunner on December 5, 2025 Posted by Rachel Ortega
DoJ Realizes It Can’t Indict Letitia James Because It Fired Everyone Who Could Explain What a Crime Is
Eli Manning Hired as Ole Miss Head Coach, Promises to Bring “That Same Confused Calm” to the Sidelines
Melania Unveils This Years White House Christmas Decor: A Bare, Cold Corridor Symbolizing the Emptiness of the Human Soul
Polls Show Mamdani Most Popular Among Renters, Cyclists, and People Who’ve Yelled “I’m Walkin’ Here!” in the Last Month
White House Says New Pipeline Through Endangered Species Refuge Will Have Minimal Impact on “Animals That Can Run Fast”
Entire Global Economy Reportedly Running on One Overheating Nvidia GPU and AI Models Feeding on Reddit Slop
Hated by Liberals for Years, Marjorie Taylor Greene Suddenly Needs Security After Being Hated by MAGA for a Day
