Bored Trump Asks Handlers When Visiting Schoolchildren Will be Thrown into the Octagon on May 6, 2026 Posted by Rachel Ortega
Amazon Sponsors Met Gala, Suggests Cheaper, Worse Version of Every Outfit on May 5, 2026May 5, 2026 Posted by Rachel Ortega
Trump Nominates Fox News Sound Guy as Commander of U.S. Strategic Command on May 1, 2026 Posted by Samantha White
Global Shipping on Alert After US Navy Ships Spotted Flying Jolly Rogers and Demanding Tribute From Passing Vessels
Trump Insists He’s Mentally Fit After Mistaking a Reporter for His Childhood Imaginary Friend, ‘Blinky the Corn Angel’
Marco Rubio Says He Finally Gets What Americans Are Going Through, Announces Plan to Switch Government Font Back to Times New Roman
New Book “Franklin Goes to the Hague to Stand Trial for War Crimes” Helps Kids Navigate Big Feelings Like Sharing, Apologies, and Crimes Against Humanity
Luigi Mangione Cast in New Reality Show ‘Yeah, But Those Cheekbones’ That Asks Viewers to Decide Their Own Moral Framework
Sydney Sweeney Confirms Her Political Beliefs Are “Whatever Polls Best With People Who Still Go to Movie Theaters”
After Another Outburst, Trump Insists He Loves Women, Just Not When They’re Standing, Speaking, or Asking Questions
DoJ Realizes It Can’t Indict Letitia James Because It Fired Everyone Who Could Explain What a Crime Is
