Congress Solves Budget Crisis By Scheduling Much Bigger Budget Crisis For Later on July 23, 2026 Posted by Samantha White
DNC Intern Who Forgot to Rig 2024 Election Mistakenly Thought It Would Blow Over on July 17, 2026 Posted by Samantha White
Viewers Outraged by Kid Rock Performing Halftime Show in Drunken, Slurred, Out of Synch, Redneck Gibberish Instead of English
Man Who ‘Loves This Country’ Outlines Plan to Replace Every Law, Norm, Institution, and Constitutional Amendment
FBI Raids Georgia Election Office After Anonymous Tip From Guy Who “Knows More About Elections Than Anyone”
Trump Administration Removes Thousands of Hardened Criminals From Minnesota, Will Redeploy Them in Other Blue Cities
DOJ Recommends Americans Protest Quietly at Home to Minimize Risk of Execution(Unless ICE Kicks in the Door Without a Warrant)
Jack Smith Says Evidence Against Donald Trump So Extensive It May Need to Be Stored in a 90,000-Square-Foot Ballroom