White House Spiritual Advisor Channeling Demonic Entity to Fight the Pope Confident She’s On the Good Side of This Whole Thing on April 16, 2026 Posted by Samantha White
Coachella Attendees Report Deeper Emotional Connection to Their Own Faces Than to Any Artist on Stage on April 14, 2026 Posted by Rachel Ortega
Pope Says Beast of Revelation Will Have “Seven Heads, Ten Horns, and a Surprisingly Aggressive Social Media Strategy” on April 13, 2026 Posted by Rachel Ortega
White House Reporters Shocked as Trump Explains Entire Iran Strategy Using Only “Kaboom!”, “Pew Pew” and Hand Motions
Disney World Guests Alarmed by Childless 70-Year-Old Man Who Spent Entire Day Alone Waiting to Hug Animatronic Presidents
As Gas Prices Surge, Trump Says Americans Should Look Into Electric Golf Carts Like the One He’s Driving
Administration Confident Plan to Install Trump as Iran’s President Will Collapse Nation Within Months
Officials Say Barron Trump Must Remain Stateside to Retrieve the Folder Labeled “Other People’s Kids”
CNN Rebrands as “Conservative News Network,” Insists It’s Totally Unrelated to Right Wing Billionaire Takeover
Trump Vows to Ramble Incoherently On All Topics Unrelated to the State or the Union in Historic State of the Union Address
