Congress Solves Budget Crisis By Scheduling Much Bigger Budget Crisis For Later on July 23, 2026 Posted by Samantha White
DNC Intern Who Forgot to Rig 2024 Election Mistakenly Thought It Would Blow Over on July 17, 2026 Posted by Samantha White
As Gas Prices Surge, Trump Says Americans Should Look Into Electric Golf Carts Like the One He’s Driving
Administration Confident Plan to Install Trump as Iran’s President Will Collapse Nation Within Months
Officials Say Barron Trump Must Remain Stateside to Retrieve the Folder Labeled “Other People’s Kids”
CNN Rebrands as “Conservative News Network,” Insists It’s Totally Unrelated to Right Wing Billionaire Takeover
Trump Vows to Ramble Incoherently On All Topics Unrelated to the State or the Union in Historic State of the Union Address
Administration Desperately Seeking New Ways to Cripple U.S. Economy After SCOTUS Rules Against Tariffs
Latest White House Distraction Backfires When Declassified Alien Visitors Start Asking About Epstein Files
Lutnick Admits He Visited Epstein’s Pedophile Island, but Only Because the Lunch Buffet Was Too Good to Pass Up
