Congress Solves Budget Crisis By Scheduling Much Bigger Budget Crisis For Later on July 23, 2026 Posted by Samantha White
DNC Intern Who Forgot to Rig 2024 Election Mistakenly Thought It Would Blow Over on July 17, 2026 Posted by Samantha White
DoJ Realizes It Can’t Indict Letitia James Because It Fired Everyone Who Could Explain What a Crime Is
Eli Manning Hired as Ole Miss Head Coach, Promises to Bring “That Same Confused Calm” to the Sidelines
Melania Unveils This Years White House Christmas Decor: A Bare, Cold Corridor Symbolizing the Emptiness of the Human Soul
Polls Show Mamdani Most Popular Among Renters, Cyclists, and People Who’ve Yelled “I’m Walkin’ Here!” in the Last Month
White House Says New Pipeline Through Endangered Species Refuge Will Have Minimal Impact on “Animals That Can Run Fast”
Entire Global Economy Reportedly Running on One Overheating Nvidia GPU and AI Models Feeding on Reddit Slop
Hated by Liberals for Years, Marjorie Taylor Greene Suddenly Needs Security After Being Hated by MAGA for a Day
