Hegseth Says Future of American Warfare Lies in Returning to Whatever Worked Before Women Could Vote on September 3, 2026 Posted by Rachel Ortega
Hundreds of NASA Scientists Watch Silently as Trump Explains How Space Works on August 28, 2026 Posted by Sameer Wallace
New AI Facility Promises to Give Back to Community Once It Finishes Taking Everything on August 27, 2026 Posted by Sameer Wallace
Trump Announces ‘Patriot Games’, Where Children Will Compete for Lower Gas Prices, Basic Healthcare, and Affordable Eggs
Global Shipping on Alert After US Navy Ships Spotted Flying Jolly Rogers and Demanding Tribute From Passing Vessels
Trump Insists He’s Mentally Fit After Mistaking a Reporter for His Childhood Imaginary Friend, ‘Blinky the Corn Angel’
Marco Rubio Says He Finally Gets What Americans Are Going Through, Announces Plan to Switch Government Font Back to Times New Roman
New Book “Franklin Goes to the Hague to Stand Trial for War Crimes” Helps Kids Navigate Big Feelings Like Sharing, Apologies, and Crimes Against Humanity
After Another Outburst, Trump Insists He Loves Women, Just Not When They’re Standing, Speaking, or Asking Questions
DoJ Realizes It Can’t Indict Letitia James Because It Fired Everyone Who Could Explain What a Crime Is
