Congress Solves Budget Crisis By Scheduling Much Bigger Budget Crisis For Later on July 23, 2026 Posted by Samantha White
DNC Intern Who Forgot to Rig 2024 Election Mistakenly Thought It Would Blow Over on July 17, 2026 Posted by Samantha White
Global Shipping on Alert After US Navy Ships Spotted Flying Jolly Rogers and Demanding Tribute From Passing Vessels
Trump Insists He’s Mentally Fit After Mistaking a Reporter for His Childhood Imaginary Friend, ‘Blinky the Corn Angel’
Marco Rubio Says He Finally Gets What Americans Are Going Through, Announces Plan to Switch Government Font Back to Times New Roman
New Book “Franklin Goes to the Hague to Stand Trial for War Crimes” Helps Kids Navigate Big Feelings Like Sharing, Apologies, and Crimes Against Humanity
After Another Outburst, Trump Insists He Loves Women, Just Not When They’re Standing, Speaking, or Asking Questions
DoJ Realizes It Can’t Indict Letitia James Because It Fired Everyone Who Could Explain What a Crime Is
Melania Unveils This Years White House Christmas Decor: A Bare, Cold Corridor Symbolizing the Emptiness of the Human Soul
