June 2019 - Unsourced News

Month: June 2019

By Unsourced NewsroomJune 28, 2019July 24, 2019

Mueller Releases 900-Page Report Detailing How Disappointing His Testimony Will Be

WASHINGTON, DC — In the lead up to Robert Mueller’s testimony before Congress, the Special Counsel has released a 900-page report meant to manage the expectations of those eager to see the President impeached. A man of few words, Mueller once again opted to write a long-winded report, read only by Rep. Justin Amash(I-MI), that […]

By Unsourced NewsroomJune 20, 2019June 20, 2019

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Trump Condemns Democrats’ Prejudice Towards Prejudice

ORLANDO, FL — President Trump kicked off his 2020 re-election campaign this week with many of the same messages he used in 2016. In fact, entire sections of his Orlando speech appeared to be pulled directly from campaign speeches four years ago. But the centerpiece of his rambling, conspiracy theory ridden, monologue was Democrats intolerance […]

By Unsourced NewsroomJune 3, 2019

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USS Constitution Ordered to Never Show Its Face In Washington Ever Again

WASHINGTON, DC — In the wake of reports that the White House ordered the USS John McCain “out of sight” during President Trump’s Japan visit, new sources have revealed that this request was also made of the USS Constitution. Trump’s disdain for both ships has drawn criticism from both the Navy and private citizens. While […]