Trump Demands Bigger Ballroom for Gala Celebrating National Debt Hitting $40 Trillion on August 20, 2026August 20, 2026 Posted by Samantha White
Congress Solves Budget Crisis By Scheduling Much Bigger Budget Crisis For Later on July 23, 2026 Posted by Samantha White
Lindsey Graham Advocates for Total Destruction of Iran Along With Any Gay Sex Videos Israel Might Have of Him
Administration Confident Plan to Install Trump as Iran’s President Will Collapse Nation Within Months
Officials Say Barron Trump Must Remain Stateside to Retrieve the Folder Labeled “Other People’s Kids”
Trump Vows to Ramble Incoherently On All Topics Unrelated to the State or the Union in Historic State of the Union Address
Jack Smith Says Evidence Against Donald Trump So Extensive It May Need to Be Stored in a 90,000-Square-Foot Ballroom
Marco Rubio Says He Finally Gets What Americans Are Going Through, Announces Plan to Switch Government Font Back to Times New Roman
DoJ Realizes It Can’t Indict Letitia James Because It Fired Everyone Who Could Explain What a Crime Is
Trump Claims He Only Knew Epstein Socially, Biblically, Geographically, Financially, and Telepathically, But Not Personally
