Hegseth Says Future of American Warfare Lies in Returning to Whatever Worked Before Women Could Vote on September 3, 2026 Posted by Rachel Ortega
Hundreds of NASA Scientists Watch Silently as Trump Explains How Space Works on August 28, 2026 Posted by Sameer Wallace
New AI Facility Promises to Give Back to Community Once It Finishes Taking Everything on August 27, 2026 Posted by Sameer Wallace
Lindsey Graham Advocates for Total Destruction of Iran Along With Any Gay Sex Videos Israel Might Have of Him
Administration Confident Plan to Install Trump as Iran’s President Will Collapse Nation Within Months
Officials Say Barron Trump Must Remain Stateside to Retrieve the Folder Labeled “Other People’s Kids”
Trump Vows to Ramble Incoherently On All Topics Unrelated to the State or the Union in Historic State of the Union Address
Jack Smith Says Evidence Against Donald Trump So Extensive It May Need to Be Stored in a 90,000-Square-Foot Ballroom
Marco Rubio Says He Finally Gets What Americans Are Going Through, Announces Plan to Switch Government Font Back to Times New Roman
DoJ Realizes It Can’t Indict Letitia James Because It Fired Everyone Who Could Explain What a Crime Is
Trump Claims He Only Knew Epstein Socially, Biblically, Geographically, Financially, and Telepathically, But Not Personally
