Global Leaders Concerned as Trump Spends Entirety of Trade Summit Trying to Sell Xi Limited Edition High-Tops on May 14, 2026May 14, 2026 Posted by Charlie Tread
Reflecting Pool Converted Into Trump-Branded Pickleball Complex on May 14, 2026 Posted by Sameer Wallace
Exhausted Public Collectively Agrees It Doesn’t Have Time to Give a Shit About Hantavirus on May 13, 2026 Posted by Rachel Ortega
REPORT: Kash Patel Wanted FBI Tactical Gear to Include Beer Helmets on May 12, 2026May 12, 2026 Posted by Charlie Tread
Trump Administration Removes Thousands of Hardened Criminals From Minnesota, Will Redeploy Them in Other Blue Cities
DOJ Recommends Americans Protest Quietly at Home to Minimize Risk of Execution(Unless ICE Kicks in the Door Without a Warrant)
Minnesota Labeled ‘Hostile Territory’ After Residents Demand Not to Be Executed by Masked Federal Agents
White House Unsure If Giving Misogynistic Internet Trolls With Micropenises Assault Rifles and Limitless Power Was “Strategically Sound”
Trump Praises Anti-Authoritarian Protests Overseas, Reminds Americans That Protesting at Home is Punishable by Death
