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Thursday, Nov 21, 2024
AFRICA — While on a glamorous $25 million, four-country photoshoot tour in some of the most beautiful backdrops in Africa, First Lady Melania Trump may have finally completed her ongoing search for the fabled Lost Ark of the Covenant. Melania’s quest began when White House Chief of Staff John Kelly sat her in front of a […]
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Hawaiian tourists have suffered through nearly a week of disrupted nature tours due to the explosion of the Kilauea Volcano on Hawaii’s Big Island. As lava flows have cut off several of the islands most popular trails, many hikers are desperately trying not to allow it to ruin their vacation. “We came here for the […]
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After yet another mass shooting that left 17 people dead in a Florida high school, GOP leaders are scrambling for solutions to this ongoing crisis. With more questions that answers, some Republican leaders believe that telepaths with the ability to predict gun violence may offer the best solution to the problem. “We’ve got to confront […]
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WASHINGTON, DC — As immigration continues to be a hotly debated policy issue, president Trump has signaled he may be willing to negotiate with Democrats. Yesterday, after much back and forth, Trump released a statement with his “final solution” to the ongoing talks. The White House has offered a set of guidelines that would allow […]
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White House Explains the Complexity of Recovering Balls Lost in Water Hazards Golfing one of his all-time worst games this week, President Trump ordered caddies to recover several balls that he had hit into various lakes and streams on his Bedminster, NJ club, instead of taking a stroke penalty. Irritated by the “fake news” stories […]
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President Trump Grapples with Confusing Tax Stuff The possibility of a tangible achievement has bewildered President Trump, as he continues to tweet insults of NFL players and owners. While Republican leaders have been trying to push through a massive tax overhaul, Trump’s “Do Not Disturb” sign remains hung on the door of the Oval Office. […]
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