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By Charlie TreadMarch 14, 2022

Oil Executives Forced to Heat Homes with Burning Cash Due to High Gas Prices

IRVING TEXAS — As gas prices continue to soar, even executives at major oil companies are starting to feel the pinch. Reports have surfaced that executives at Exxon-Mobil, Chevron, and Shell are opting to heat their homes by burning briefcases full of cash instead of heating oil. “People are starting to blame us for the […]

By Charlie TreadMarch 8, 2022March 8, 2022

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Putin complains: ‘Who knew genocide was such a logistical nightmare?’

MOSCOW, RUSSIA — Two weeks into his unprovoked invasion of Ukraine, Russian President Vladimir Putin’s forces remain plagued by logistical problems as they slog towards the Ukrainian capital of Kyiv. Initially hoping for a swift victory with minimal resistance, Putin is reportedly furious with the slow progress and fierce defense stymying his forces.

By Charlie TreadMarch 2, 2022

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Putin Insists He Only Wants to Liberate Ukrainians From Their Freedom

MOSCOW, RUSSIA — At a contentious press conference this morning, Russian dictator Vladimir Putin reminded reporters that the sole purpose of his invasion of the Ukraine was to ‘liberate them from their freedom’. He repeated his claims that Ukrainians were Russians and that the population was grateful that he had sent in the Russia military.