Global Leaders Concerned as Trump Spends Entirety of Trade Summit Trying to Sell Xi Limited Edition High-Tops on May 14, 2026May 14, 2026 Posted by Charlie Tread
Reflecting Pool Converted Into Trump-Branded Pickleball Complex on May 14, 2026 Posted by Sameer Wallace
Exhausted Public Collectively Agrees It Doesn’t Have Time to Give a Shit About Hantavirus on May 13, 2026 Posted by Rachel Ortega
REPORT: Kash Patel Wanted FBI Tactical Gear to Include Beer Helmets on May 12, 2026May 12, 2026 Posted by Charlie Tread
White House Reporters Shocked as Trump Explains Entire Iran Strategy Using Only “Kaboom!”, “Pew Pew” and Hand Motions
Confused Kushner and Witkoff Spotted in LA’s Tehrangeles Neighborhood Demanding Peace Talks with “Whoever’s In Charge”
Lindsey Graham Advocates for Total Destruction of Iran Along With Any Gay Sex Videos Israel Might Have of Him
As Gas Prices Surge, Trump Says Americans Should Look Into Electric Golf Carts Like the One He’s Driving
Administration Confident Plan to Install Trump as Iran’s President Will Collapse Nation Within Months
Officials Say Barron Trump Must Remain Stateside to Retrieve the Folder Labeled “Other People’s Kids”
