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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2024
BROOKLYN, NY – Despite the savage review given by the New York Times this week, Peter Luger’s steak house has seen an uptick in Republican traffic in the days since the restaurant received zero stars from critic Pete Wells. What started as a few patrons in Trump shirts has turned into a flood of right-wing […]
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WASHINGTON, DC – Doubling down on their assertion that the “Boos” heard during last night’s telecast of the World Series were not meant to insult the President, White House Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham claims many of the 41,000 in attendance at Nationals Park were simply making ghostly sounds in honor of Halloween. Immediately after the […]
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — With its new conservative majority, the Supreme Court has decided to simplify its once exhaustive legislative decision-making process and replace eight of its members with . Since all eight of these Justices have already made up their minds on all matters that will come before them, the Congressional Budget Office has determined […]
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