After a seemingly endless stream of high profile firings over sexual harassment accusations, many are starting to worry these may not be 200-300 isolated incidents. Matt Lauer’s dismissal from NBC is the latest in a long string of allegations leveled at men in positions of power. Lauer, like fellow news anchors Bill O’Reilly and Charlie Rose, […]
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Trump Demands Turkeys Thank Him for Pardon
After pardoning them yesterday, President Trump demanded gratitude from turkeys Drumstick and Wishbone. The Presidential Turkey Pardon is an annual event held on the White House Rose Garden, in which the president offers clemency to a pair of lucky would be dinner centerpieces. Last year. Obama chose Tater and Tot, whose pardon Trump attempted to […]
Read MoreLeeann Tweeden Called Guests ‘Gay’ on National TV
Newly uncovered video reveals former sports broadcaster Leeann Tweeden calling two male guests ‘gay’ after watching them walk on their hands for an on air segment. The shocking footage calls to question the kind of behavior Tweeden deemed acceptable during her time as a sportcaster and comedian. The comment speaks to the culture in which […]
Read MoreHumanity Has Officially Evolved Beyond Men
New research shows that men no longer serve a positive purpose for the human race. This comes after it has become increasingly clear that every male producer, actor, politician, teacher, lawyer, president, TV host, or other member of society is either a child molester, mass shooter, sexual predator, war monger, or just a complete moron. […]
Read MoreSuperheroes Make up Entire Cast of New Marvel Movie
With the increasing demand for superhero movies, Universal has finally created a movie where every single character has super powers. The new movie titled, “The Fantastic 5000”, features nearly every hero from the Marvel universe filling all roles no matter how big or small. “It was hard to come up with a script where every […]
Read MoreNRA Pushes to Ban Churches
Yesterday, NRA head Wayne LaPierre approved legislation to ban churches in the US. Although the bill still needs to pass the House and Senate, LaPierre’s go ahead eliminates of the greatest hurdle for congressional Republicans. This comes in the aftermath of the worst church shooting in US history which left 26 people dead, in Sutherland […]
Read MoreChurch Shooting Forces GOP to Think and Pray Even Harder
A mass shooting rocked the small Texas town of Sutherland Springs this week as local residents were attending church. While the motive remains unclear, Republicans are certain that guns had nothing to do with the bullets that killed 25 people and an unborn baby. The second mass shooting in a little over a month has […]
Read MoreHuckabee Sanders Talks Her Way Out of 29th Speeding Ticket
White House Press Secretary and master bullshit artist Sarah Huckabee Sanders has talked her way out of yet another speeding ticket. According to police records, this would mark the 29th time the has talked her way out of a moving violation. In video captured by several police cameras, Huckabee Sanders was seen going over 100mph […]
Read MoreClovis Would Potentially Threaten US Food Supply
President Trump’s recent pick as head scientist for the USDA has many farmers fearing for the stability of the US food supply. Sam Clovis is a far right radio host from Iowa with no qualifications for the position which requires expertise in science and agriculture. In fact, as a climate change denier, Clovis could radically […]
Read MoreHitler Forgotten Due to Lack of Giant Bronze Statues
A recent poll found that very few people know who Adolf Hitler is because they are not constantly reminded of him by monuments in public parks and political grounds. This is startling affirmation of what many in the Trump administration have been saying about the removal of Confederate statues in the United States. Chief of […]
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