Congress Solves Budget Crisis By Scheduling Much Bigger Budget Crisis For Later on July 23, 2026 Posted by Samantha White
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Pope Says Beast of Revelation Will Have “Seven Heads, Ten Horns, and a Surprisingly Aggressive Social Media Strategy”
White House Reporters Shocked as Trump Explains Entire Iran Strategy Using Only “Kaboom!”, “Pew Pew” and Hand Motions
Local Diners Concerned After New Hooters Staff Replaces Kids’ Menu With “Character-Building Hardship”
Disney World Guests Alarmed by Childless 70-Year-Old Man Who Spent Entire Day Alone Waiting to Hug Animatronic Presidents
Staffers Avoiding White House Café After Hegseth Launches Extended Slam Poetry Series on Global Military Strategy
