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Trump Signs Emergency Executive Order Making It Significantly Harder to Beat Him at Golf

MAR-A-LAGO — In an urgent move the White House described as “the primary focus of this week’s legislative agenda,” President Trump signed an executive order Friday introducing sweeping reforms designed to make it significantly harder for anyone to defeat him at golf.

Under the new policy, opponents must now play from the rough, bunkers, or “any non-grass area,” while Trump is granted unlimited “strategic repositioning privileges” to ensure “optimal shot integrity.” Administration officials clarified that this is not cheating, but rather “executive-level course management.”

Critics immediately noted this exemplifies long-standing allegations that Trump bends golf rules, including claims that balls have been moved or scores exaggerated, accusations discussed for years by journalists and players.

Others questioned why this was the administration’s focus at a moment when Americans were grappling with rising costs and an escalating conflict overseas. Economists warn that the ongoing war with Iran has pushed oil prices above $100 a barrel, contributing to surging fuel costs and increasing inflation risks.

“You’d think with all that’s going on in the world they’d stop trying to beat me,” Trump himself noted, “But they still aren’t getting the message. I beat Tiger once. Did you know that?”

On Capitol Hill, some lawmakers reportedly expressed confusion that, amid rising gas prices and the widening Middle East conflict, the administration was devoting time to what one aide called “handicap recalibration.” Some suggested that voters facing higher fuel bills and economic uncertainty might prefer attention on stabilizing energy markets, diplomatic efforts, or inflation relief, rather than ensuring the president receives favorable lies on the back nine.

White House aides defended the move, pointing to Trump’s “very low handicap” and numerous claimed club championships, though those achievements have been widely debated by critics who question the legitimacy of some results.

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