Hegseth Says Future of American Warfare Lies in Returning to Whatever Worked Before Women Could Vote on September 3, 2026 Posted by Rachel Ortega
Hundreds of NASA Scientists Watch Silently as Trump Explains How Space Works on August 28, 2026 Posted by Sameer Wallace
New AI Facility Promises to Give Back to Community Once It Finishes Taking Everything on August 27, 2026 Posted by Sameer Wallace
Trump Praises Anti-Authoritarian Protests Overseas, Reminds Americans That Protesting at Home is Punishable by Death
Poll Finds Americans Aligned With Trump on Nation’s Biggest Concern: His Ballroom’s Gold-to-Marble Ratio
Trump Cites Time-Honored American Tradition of Stealing Land from Native People as Justification for Greenland Takeover
Americans Gather to Celebrate January 6th Holiday with Festive Window Smashing, Screaming at Paintings, and Annual Beating of Law Enforcement Officers with a Flag Pole
Tim Walz to Exit Politics Amid Controversy; Republicans Seek Out Candidate Controversial Enough to Take His Place
