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Administration Confident Plan to Install Trump as Iran’s President Will Collapse Nation Within Months

Administration Confident Plan to Install Trump as Iran’s President Will Collapse Nation Within Months

on March 6, 2026
Posted by Rachel Ortega
Sources Say Lewandowski Already Setting His Sights on Markwayne Mullin

Sources Say Lewandowski Already Setting His Sights on Markwayne Mullin

on March 5, 2026
Posted by Samantha White
Administration Debuts Spinning Wheel to Explain Why U.S. Is Bombing Iran Today

Administration Debuts Spinning Wheel to Explain Why U.S. Is Bombing Iran Today

on March 5, 2026
Posted by Eric Grandeur
Officials Say Barron Trump Must Remain Stateside to Retrieve the Folder Labeled “Other People’s Kids”

Officials Say Barron Trump Must Remain Stateside to Retrieve the Folder Labeled “Other People’s Kids”

on March 4, 2026
Posted by Samantha White
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Nation Rings in New Year With Hope, 2026 Cracks Knuckles and Says “Hold My Beer”

Nation Rings in New Year With Hope, 2026 Cracks Knuckles and Says “Hold My Beer”

Nicki Minaj’s Publicist Resigns, Citing “A Sudden Desire to Ever Work Again”

Nicki Minaj’s Publicist Resigns, Citing “A Sudden Desire to Ever Work Again”

Cabinet Meeting Runs Smoothly After Aides Take Turns Moving President’s Arms to Simulate Engagement

Cabinet Meeting Runs Smoothly After Aides Take Turns Moving President’s Arms to Simulate Engagement

Aaron Rodgers Says Fans Lack the Football IQ to Appreciate Why He Choked Again

Aaron Rodgers Says Fans Lack the Football IQ to Appreciate Why He Choked Again

Poll Finds Majority of Americans Think Boxing Day Celebrates Jake Paul’s Jaw Being Wired Shut

Poll Finds Majority of Americans Think Boxing Day Celebrates Jake Paul’s Jaw Being Wired Shut

Christmas Confusion as DoJ Redacts Entirety of Santa’s Naughty List

Christmas Confusion as DoJ Redacts Entirety of Santa’s Naughty List

Local Family’s Christmas Photo Captures Exact Moment Uncle Was Banned from Future Gatherings

Local Family’s Christmas Photo Captures Exact Moment Uncle Was Banned from Future Gatherings

White House Sources Say Trump Shocked to Learn Greenland Is Not, In Fact, Bigger Than Africa

White House Sources Say Trump Shocked to Learn Greenland Is Not, In Fact, Bigger Than Africa

CBS News to Drop “C” in Network Rebrand

CBS News to Drop “C” in Network Rebrand

Trump Announces ‘Patriot Games’, Where Children Will Compete for Lower Gas Prices, Basic Healthcare, and Affordable Eggs

Trump Announces ‘Patriot Games’, Where Children Will Compete for Lower Gas Prices, Basic Healthcare, and Affordable Eggs

Dr. Oz Says Making Testicles Still Significantly Easier Than Growing a Pair

Dr. Oz Says Making Testicles Still Significantly Easier Than Growing a Pair

CBS News Head Bari Weiss Set to Moderate Unbiased Town Hall Called “Why the Left Is Always Wrong”

CBS News Head Bari Weiss Set to Moderate Unbiased Town Hall Called “Why the Left Is Always Wrong”

James Cameron Says ‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Spent Extra $1 Billion “To Really Nail the Ferns”

James Cameron Says ‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Spent Extra $1 Billion “To Really Nail the Ferns”

City Hall Reports Strange Quiet After Mamdani Enacts “No Talking Above Whisper Level” Policy

City Hall Reports Strange Quiet After Mamdani Enacts “No Talking Above Whisper Level” Policy

Speaker Johnson Says Having Health Care Creates “Unrealistic Expectations” About Not Dying

Speaker Johnson Says Having Health Care Creates “Unrealistic Expectations” About Not Dying

White House Insists Epstein Files Will Be Released Right After They Wrap Up World War 3

White House Insists Epstein Files Will Be Released Right After They Wrap Up World War 3

NBA Says Fans Will Care About NBA Cup Once They Learn to Care About It

NBA Says Fans Will Care About NBA Cup Once They Learn to Care About It

Pentagon Says Vaporized Fishing Boats Should Have Considered Not Being So Fishy

Pentagon Says Vaporized Fishing Boats Should Have Considered Not Being So Fishy

GOP Unveils New Health Plan That Covers Everything from Crowdfunding to Selling a Kidney on Etsy

GOP Unveils New Health Plan That Covers Everything from Crowdfunding to Selling a Kidney on Etsy

Fans Say DraftKings Heisman Sponsorship “Crosses the Line,” Immediately Wager on Where the Line Is

Fans Say DraftKings Heisman Sponsorship “Crosses the Line,” Immediately Wager on Where the Line Is

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