Hegseth Maintains Batusi at White House Pancake Breakfast Was Compelled by the Holy Spirit on April 17, 2026 Posted by Samantha White
White House Spiritual Advisor Channeling Demonic Entity to Fight the Pope Confident She’s On the Good Side of This Whole Thing on April 16, 2026 Posted by Samantha White
Coachella Attendees Report Deeper Emotional Connection to Their Own Faces Than to Any Artist on Stage on April 14, 2026 Posted by Rachel Ortega
White House Reporters Shocked as Trump Explains Entire Iran Strategy Using Only “Kaboom!”, “Pew Pew” and Hand Motions
Confused Kushner and Witkoff Spotted in LA’s Tehrangeles Neighborhood Demanding Peace Talks with “Whoever’s In Charge”
Lindsey Graham Advocates for Total Destruction of Iran Along With Any Gay Sex Videos Israel Might Have of Him
As Gas Prices Surge, Trump Says Americans Should Look Into Electric Golf Carts Like the One He’s Driving
Administration Confident Plan to Install Trump as Iran’s President Will Collapse Nation Within Months
Officials Say Barron Trump Must Remain Stateside to Retrieve the Folder Labeled “Other People’s Kids”
Trump Praises Anti-Authoritarian Protests Overseas, Reminds Americans That Protesting at Home is Punishable by Death
