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By Unsourced NewsroomMay 10, 2019May 10, 2019

Alabama Votes to Have Men Hold onto Ovaries Until Ready For Use

MOBILE, AL — As abortion moves to the forefront of the political battlefield, Alabama has elected to literally remove the responsibility of child bearing from women. In a party line vote, the Republican held state senate approved a law that would assign a male caretaker to all functioning female ovaries. That man would presumably keep […]

By Unsourced NewsroomMay 9, 2019

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Georgia Rapists Rejoice Being Awarded Rights Women are Too Emotional to Wield

SAVANNAH, GA — Among the dozens of Georgia rapists gathered around the television at Savannah Correctional Facility, few could hold back their excitement when the announcement was broadcast. Governor Brian Kemp(R-GA) had just signed a bill virtually banning abortions in the state even in cases of rape, incest, and child molestation. “A lot of the […]