Former Secretary of State Compromises State Secrets

Having lost the presidential race due to her lax use of her private email, Hillary Clinton has managed to do the same to the accounts of several top White House aides.

Reports have surfaced that top staffers including, but not limited to, Jared Kushner, Ivanka Trump, Gary Cohn, Steve Bannon and Reince Priebus, have all been using their private emails to conduct government business. Authorities have still not determined how Clinton was able to break into and utilize the email accounts, but White House spokesperson Sarah Huckabee Sanders assured, “The investigation is ongoing and will be linked back to ‘crooked Hillary’ in a matter of time.”

“Crooked Hillary” was the campaign moniker used by then candidate Trump during the 2016 presidential race.

Huckabee Sanders continued, “It’s common knowledge that after her loss, ‘crooked Hillary’ took online coding, digital forensics, network socket programming, and penetration testing courses. You gotta ask yourself, why?”