On Sunday morning, President Trump escalated his feud with Senator Bob Corker (R-TN) in a tweet flurry from his Virginia golf course. Since taking office, this marks his his 66th day (25% of all days) at a golf course while the world descends into chaos.

Corker has been a very vocal critic of Trump and told reporters earlier this week, “I think Sec. Tillerson, Sec. Mattis and Chief of Staff Kelly are those people that help separate our country from chaos.”

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders responded, “I think the president is the one that’s keeping the world from chaos,” from behind fake camel sized eyelashes she put on after her nightly routine of crying herself to sleep.

Trump tweeted:

Shortly thereafter, Corker responded with a fairly accurate assessment of the morning tweets:

It was later revealed that Trump’s earlier tweets were false:

Trump will surely strike back, as he has proven unable to let anything slide off his paper thin skin. Twitter and the world anxiously await his spiteful, infantile, moronic reply.