Humanity Has Officially Evolved Beyond Men

New research shows that men no longer serve a positive purpose for the human race. This comes after it has become increasingly clear that every male producer, actor, politician, teacher, lawyer, president, TV host, or other member of society is either a child molester, mass shooter, sexual predator, war monger, or just a complete moron.

“If they have even the slightest amount of power they use it to assault women and humiliate other men,” said anthropologist Sarah Mathis who conducted the study, “And if they are powerless they lash out by buying guns and killing as many people as the second amendment allows.”

The shocking study has found that over the past fifty years, the majority of male contributions to society have resulted in war, death, sexual assault, harassment, egoism, provocation, destruction, and physical assault. It also noted that only a handful of men are needed to perpetuate the entire human race for millions of years.

“If you remove the ‘man’ from mankind, you are just left with kind,” Mathis added “I think we can live with that.”

Although men like Donald Trump and Bill O’Reilly have amassed dozens of sexual harassment and rape accusations over the years, it was Harvey Weinstein that proved the tipping point. Since the mega mogul was exposed as a molester and attacker of over 30 women, an increasing number of women are coming forward with their own stories. It now appears Weinstein is more the norm than an outlier.

“Men were useful when brute strength was necessary to fight off the saber-toothed tigers,” continued Mathis, “But we’ve evolved past that. What positive contributions do they still make?”