DOJ Charges Comey With Look-Maxxing to Make Presidential Jawline Appear Weak on April 28, 2026 Posted by Samantha White
Poll Finds Lego Trump “More Grounded,” Mainly Because It Must Be Operated by a Child on April 23, 2026 Posted by Rachel Ortega
Tim Cook to Be Replaced by Near-Identical, More Expensive CEO with a Nicer Camera on April 22, 2026 Posted by Sameer Wallace
“No More Mr. Nice Guy” Trump Sternly Declares In Ruffled Pink “Mrs. Nice Guy” Dress on April 21, 2026 Posted by Samantha White
DOJ Recommends Americans Protest Quietly at Home to Minimize Risk of Execution(Unless ICE Kicks in the Door Without a Warrant)
DoJ Realizes It Can’t Indict Letitia James Because It Fired Everyone Who Could Explain What a Crime Is
