North Korean Dictator Condemns US Policing System

Known for ruling with an iron fist, North Korean leader Kim Jung Un made a surprising move today by criticizing the frequency of police shootings in the US. While many believe this may have been a political move to reacquire President Trump’s attention, others hope it is a sign that the dictator is softening.

Trump, whose main focus for the past week has been pro athletes kneeling during the national anthem, has been embroiled in a war or words with Kim since his speech at the UN earlier this month. After calling him a “little rocketman…on a suicide mission”, Trump refocused on suppressing and firing any athlete who does not pay tribute to the US flag. A three time draft dodger, Trump has become the voice of military patriotism and has called for a boycott of the NFL. More than one local used car dealership in Texas has complied.

Kim, known for his public executions with anti-aircraft guns, believes the US should improve its policing system so it equally protects all its citizens. In North Korea, citizens are expected to kneel before Kim’s portrait. When asked if he would allow them to stand in protest Kim responded, “No, they would be cut into tiny slices of Samgyeopsal(bacon) and fed to their children so they could be fattened up and turned into gochujang meatballs for a feast celebrating their execution. But this is North Korea.”