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Wednesday, Apr 2, 2025
Shortly after sending an order prohibiting the use of certain words to the CDC budget office, the White House sent a similar note to the National Archives in Washington, DC with a list of words that must be omitted from the US Constitution. The list consists of 12 words that are no longer recognized by […]
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The White House appears to have a fascist problem. Work orders obtained by NBC reveal complaints about tyrants and vermin scurrying about in the White House Situation Room and the fast food mess, the executive restaurant run by McDonalds. Elsewhere, the presidential kitchen was reported to have been infested with authoritarian despots, while spineless yes men […]
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Senate Republicans passed their first legislative achievement in nearly a year last night by a slim 51-49 margin. The major tax overhaul touted by President Trump as “big big savings for the plumbers, the carpenters, the cops, the teachers, the truck drivers, the pipe fitters. The people that like me best” was quickly pushed through […]
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In a speech meant to promote the new GOP tax plan, President Trump clarified that he is, in fact, middle class. In his speech in St. Charles, Missouri, Trump claimed the tax plan, which will gouge the middle class while pouring money back into the pockets of the wealthy, would hurt his tax bracket. Trump […]
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