Shortly after sending an order prohibiting the use of certain words to the CDC budget office, the White House sent a similar note to the National Archives in Washington, DC with a list of words that must be omitted from the US Constitution. The list consists of 12 words that are no longer recognized by the executive branch.

The White House stated the selected words were too inflammatory and controversial to appear in our nations most cherished document. Among them are “Freedom”, “Rights”, “Unreasonable”, “Science”, “Posterity”, and “Laws”.

A list of suggested replacements were offered:

“Freedom” can be replaced with “Heavy restrictions that could be lifted with direct authorization of the Office of the President”.

“Rights” can be replaced with “Rights within reason if considered friendly to the Office of the President”.

“Unreasonable” can be replaced by “We will determine what is considered unreasonable”.

While the president was not available for comment, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said in a press briefing, “You guys are always trying to turn this around on us and make us look like the bad guys. You are the ones trying to destroy our Constitution and we are simply trying to prevent that.”

Meanwhile, Fox News uncovered old letters exchanged between Thomas Jefferson and James Madison that may implicate them in plan to weaken and destroy American democracy. Although the documents are over 200 years old, Fox researchers were able to determine with relative certainty, that the original Constitution was, in fact, created to embolden left wing liberalism.