White House Press Secretary and master bullshit artist Sarah Huckabee Sanders has talked her way out of yet another speeding ticket. According to police records, this would mark the 29th time the has talked her way out of a moving violation.

In video captured by several police cameras, Huckabee Sanders was seen going over 100mph through a school zone with her head out the window, when a Metropolitan police officer pulled her over. Claimed the officer, “She was going fast. Her fake eyelashes were stuck to the top of her forehead.”

The administration later released a statement from Huckabee Sanders about Huckabee Sanders, “The American public should be happy she chose to drive herself instead of taking a private jet. First they complain about wasting money, now they complain about not wasting money. It’s all fake news.”

“He told her he clocked her going over 100,” recounted one eye witness to the traffic stop,  “She just shook her head, told him it was a fake radar gun, asked him why he wasn’t stopping Hillary, said he should be ashamed of himself and drove off. I’ve never seen anything like it.”

Local police claim Huckabee Sanders later said the posted speed limit was “not real” and proceeded to compare several people  having to split the cost of a speeding ticket, to the presidents new tax plan. “If three people have to pay for more of the ticket, what about the other people who can’t afford to pay the ticket if the death tax isn’t eliminated?”