DOJ Charges Comey With Look-Maxxing to Make Presidential Jawline Appear Weak on April 28, 2026 Posted by Samantha White
Poll Finds Lego Trump “More Grounded,” Mainly Because It Must Be Operated by a Child on April 23, 2026 Posted by Rachel Ortega
Tim Cook to Be Replaced by Near-Identical, More Expensive CEO with a Nicer Camera on April 22, 2026 Posted by Sameer Wallace
“No More Mr. Nice Guy” Trump Sternly Declares In Ruffled Pink “Mrs. Nice Guy” Dress on April 21, 2026 Posted by Samantha White
Jack Smith Says Evidence Against Donald Trump So Extensive It May Need to Be Stored in a 90,000-Square-Foot Ballroom
Poll Finds Americans Aligned With Trump on Nation’s Biggest Concern: His Ballroom’s Gold-to-Marble Ratio
